Cappalligator: prehistoric animal of noble extract who, when provoked, feigns to run away, then turns against his aggressor; he has developed this technique to combat his traditional enemies, the Cappellettians.
One school of thought teaches us to double 1NT with a hand of
equivalent strength, or stronger.
Practitioners of Cappelletti will then double, penalty, only to hear
their partner take it out because they have no points.
Here's a very good question, in my opinion:
"If Cappelletti is for penalty, why does your partner take it out?"
Cappellettians will answer:
"Because he has no points."
"Then the double is not penalty."
"Yes, it is."
"So why doesn't your partner leave it?"
"Because he has no points."
"So it is not penalty, it is optional."
"No, it's penalty."
I say, a bit irritated, if your partner has 20 points and his RHO opens
1nt, 8-10, 10-12, 11-14, 12-14, 14-16, 15-17, 16-18, whatever, he will
double and you will take it out because you have no points???"
Discussion with Cappellettians never ends. So I repeat my question:
"Is Cappelletti for penalty or not?"
the woman who played Lavinthal in defense, but not always she added
(!), Cappelletti, as played by the majority of players, is penalty, but
And if you have:
You won't double 1NT for penalty? You are certain to beat 1NT
(unless declarer has 6 club tricks and the Ace of hearts), will you
pass because you don't have as many points as the 1NT opener? Here is a
good occasion to repeat that bridge is about tricks, not only points.
You open 1NT 15-17 with:
I know, I know, it is not perfect. Your LHO, Cappellettian of good
family, doubles. Your partner passes and RHO, also Cappellettian of
good standing, starts to think. You thank Heaven, Cappelletti himself
and all the saints in paradise. At bridge, when a player starts to
think after a Cappelletti double by his partner, it is always a good
sign. Cappellettian daughter (they really look like mother and
daughter) ends up bidding 2♠, you pass, Cappellettian mother passes and
your partner doubles.
Cappellettian daughter asks about the double.
"Cappalligator!" You reply.
You resist the urge to explain her the noble origins of this
extraordinary animal, skipping all the historic part, and go right to
"My partner thinks we will kill you."
You lead the heart King. Here is dummy, cause of Cappellettian mother's
Isn't that a Cappelletti of good extraction? Would not all
Cappellettians double with this hand?
The heart King wins and you continue heart for dummy's Ace, your
partner signaling doubleton.
then plays small club to her hand (!), you win the 10 and play Heart
and Heart, your partner signalling diamond on the 3rd heart,
declarer ruffing the 4th heart.
Declarer then plays another club, you win the Ace. You play the diamond
Jack for the king and Ace from your partner. She plays back a diamond.
Dummy wins the Queen. Declarer continues with the club King, partner
ruffs with the spade 9, over ruffed with the Queen!
Declarer plays diamond, you ruff with the spade Jack, under ruffed by
partner, and we have now the famous coup, the Alligator Coup, or
The Alligator coup is a small cousin of the Crocodile
Coup. This last coup consists of playing a big honour, Ace or King, to
overtake partner's stiff honour, to avoid him being end played.
which I have invented, consists of ruffing with the Jack,
to allow partner to underruff. Rare, you say ? Very rare. Cappalligator
is a very, very rare animal.
You play back a spade, your partner takes the rest, +800.
Poor Cappellettians! Cappaligator's revenge is really terrible, no?
me, if you play Cappelleti penalty, but not always, you
will have one
day to face the wrath of Cappaligator, and you will repent!
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